The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
News Bulletin: 2-1-06 (AP) The beloved Dartbags finished 5th in Tuesday A Division for Fall of '05, but managed an impressive 473rd place finish in the Ultimate Showdown -- right before Zorro and after Dick Cheney
The Most Drinkin'est and Friendliest Team in NYC (TM) were eventually destroyed by a powerful Pumpkin Bomb, but not before taking out Dharma & Greg, Aquaman, and 3/5ths of N'SYNC, in what can only be termed a successful debut in the apocalyptic tournament.
"Overall we were pleased with the result," said Dartbag sharpshooter, Marty Yoo who also claims to have severely wounded Q-Bert. "I would have liked to have finished off N'SYNC, but that Lance Bass runs faster than you'd think. The sissy."
The Most Drinkin'est and Friendliest Team in NYC (TM) were eventually destroyed by a powerful Pumpkin Bomb, but not before taking out Dharma & Greg, Aquaman, and 3/5ths of N'SYNC, in what can only be termed a successful debut in the apocalyptic tournament.
"Overall we were pleased with the result," said Dartbag sharpshooter, Marty Yoo who also claims to have severely wounded Q-Bert. "I would have liked to have finished off N'SYNC, but that Lance Bass runs faster than you'd think. The sissy."
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