WEEK 2 - FALL 2010

W

W stands for win.  The Dartbags won their
week 2 match against The Tempests, 11-7.

W also stands for wet.  Not in the Joy Harmon
way wet....but as in weather.  Bad weather.
Torrential downpours added drama to monday
night's contest, as 3 of the 'bags were out of town,
and 2 were attempting to fly back.

Would at least 1 of the Dartbags be able to
make it to the match....on....time.....?

(match on time...)

Ultimately, it was Mr. Kwonderful,
James Effing Kwon who would come through
hugetime, fighting through the weather and heroically
dragging his ass in time to avoid any forfeiting
of the points stuff, and canadian tomfoolery.

Here's what happened...

Pya, Porntros and My Lucille - Chris The Freak -
Mellenballs - Mellen took to the oche against
a pretty decent squad, who was in A2 last season.

With kwon-man-down, the 'bags split the first
6 games 3-3, postponing JFK's singles turn until
later when he arrived.

Round 1 of cricket left The Tempests on top 5-4...

...but also being at the half-way point of the match,
left 3 weary 'bag boys this close to forfeiting their
pending singles games, and also forcing them to
throw Petros to the wolves of canadian-cricket.

Top 10 ways to distract the opposing darts team
long enough until your last man arrives:

10)  Fake an emergency phone call.

9)  Carly Simon.

8)  "The stain above the urinal looks like Jesus."

7)  Put on a minstrel show - this may also get
your ass kicked, but a distraction nonetheless.

6)  Space cakes.

5)  "Hand-grenade" the other team - revive them
when your guy arrives - if they're still alive.

4)  "Who wants some Tullamore Dew?"

3)  Mookie Wilson.

2)  Boobies - unfortunately, we don't have any.

(drumroll)

And the number 1 way to distract the opposing
darts team long enough until your last man arrives:

1)  Boobies - find some if you don't have any.

(music)

Well, I don't know what they did....I wasn't there.
But whatever they did, it worked, and JFK strolled
in at 9:30pm.

(My money is on #5 btw...)

Anywho...the 'bags played on and took the
last 7 of 9 remaining points, en route to a solid
11-7 victory, all things considered.

Monday, we play Jodie Got Your Girl
at the Bleecker Bar.  They're the first place
team after 2 weeks, 1 point ahead of us.

This should be a good one.  I, Cuppa, am in town
and will definitely be there.  Furious, our big toe
and fearless captain should be there as well, for the
first time this season.

Scratch that - Furious played the last round of
doubles in week 1.  In any case, we should be
playing fully loaded for the first time this season.

Loaded indeed...

I don't have the sheet, so there's no allstar recap
this week.  I also don't feel like scanning over
a mish-mash of letters and numbers on the league
site....so again, no recap.

Props to all the guys who made it on monday,
especially James, aka Mr. Kwonderful.

CUPPA