WEEK 3 - FALL 2010

Hard To Swallow

The Week 3 Smoothie

Ingredients

- 2 cups glass (in shards)

- 1 cup asparagus infused urine

- 1 cup breast milk

- 1/2 cup rabbit feces

- 2 tsp wasabe powder

- 1 whole catfish

- 1 oz pistachio ice cream

Place ingredients in blender.

Pulse to desired consistency.

Serve in a frosty mug.

Enjoy.

Thats what it was like losing 

in week 3 against Jody Got Your Girl,

11-7 at the Bleecker Bar.

Down 6-2 after singles, the Dartbags

split the rest of the night 5-5, leaving way

too many points out on the board, and

the aforementioned nasty-ass concoction

left for the swillin'.

Props however to Porntros, who

despite being fresh off of an upstate

wedding bender, took a singles split from a 

good player.  305 all-star points for the pimp, 

and then he was out.

X-rated.  

STD infested.

Chamberlain darts.

With a chance to tie, JFK and I, Cuppa,

"dropped the ball", losing the last 2 games

of doubles 501.  

If there was a drinking game to be had

using The Week 3 Smoothie, we would

have been co-anchor men.

Pya Lou would have all but pretended 

to take a sip, and I wouldn't have even let 

Chris partake in it.

But we would have deserved that.

Ok.....maybe not that - thats just foul.

But you get the point.  We didn't play well. 

And don't worry, Pya Lou let us know

about it...(cough glass houses cough)

The highlight of the night however, as it 

has been all season, was cricket.

As a team, we raked like Robinson Cano

in the ALCS.  Like The Situation at a 

fist-pumpin night club.

10 all-star rounds in total, and very clutch.

'Bag O The Night

Individually, it was Mellenballs who 

once again threw filthy, dirty, nasty darts,

leaving the other team shaking their heads,

and the 'bags giddy like little school girls

at Bieberpalooza.

Good stuff, once again...My Lucille.

And that was pretty much a wrap.

Put it in a brown paper bag, light it

on fire on someone's porch, and

run like hell.

All-star Recap:

Mellenballs - 620

JFK - 395

Pya - 340

Porntros - 305

Cuppa - 195

Tonight, the Dartbags are home at The Jeek.

May we throw like Cliff Lee playing for a 

megabucks contract next season.

Go Texas Rangers.

Out.